Nov 21 2006

Open letter to Cornish pastry product manufacturers

Filed under: GeneralMatthew Revell at 11:08 am

Hello,

I wonder if there’d be fewer heart attacks among the travelling salesman fraternity, and other frequenters of filling station chiller cabinets, if you put less salt in your products.

It was an odd sensation as my entire face puckered into that of an old woman, as the salt in your Chicken and Mushroom slice immediately rid my body of water through osmosis.

Any chance you could lighten up on the use of salt? It might make me more inclined to buy again and, perhaps, save thousands of children from crying into their pillows in memory of their now departed salesman fathers.

Yours,

Matthew P Revell.