Dec 05 2006
Maltesers Advent calendars are rubbish
Maltesers are puffed balls of Horlicks mix, covered by a thin layer of chocolate.
There’s a slight variation in boxes of Celebrations: solid chocolate laced with tiny balls of puffed Horlicks mix. Great.
My Maltesers Advent calendar has chocolate behind each door. Thanks to foil seals, the chocolate doesn’t taste of cardboard. That’s a good start. They’ve completely left out any of the malty Horlicks mix, though.
How can it be a Maltesers Advent calendar without the malty Horlicks bits? Day 24 has a door roughly the size of a Maltesers fun (i.e. small) bag, so maybe I’ll get lucky on Christmas Eve.