Jan 25

I am an old man

Filed under: PersonalMatthew Revell at 6:17 pm

I’ve been told, for a long time now, that I’m an old man in a younger man’s body. I have come to accept that my love of slippers, a tamed tendency towards pomposity and general curmudgeonliness, do give that impression at times.

Today is my 29th birthday. I tell you this not to seek your well wishes but because this morning I unwrapped a hip-flask. This does not confirm my odd old-man-before-my-time nature. No, that comes from the fact that I actually wanted a hip-flask for my birthday.

Now, where do you use them without being labelled an alcoholic?

8 Responses to “I am an old man”

  1. kNo' says:

    oh come on, Matt! you’re not *that* old… in fact, you’re 5 days younger than my GF… (and I’m 32 1/2, so don’t try to tell me I’m an old man…)

    Bon anniversaire, mon ami.

  2. Matthew Walster says:

    You may not be seeking well-wishers, but you’re going to get them none-the-less!

    Happy Birthday, old man!

  3. Paul Nolan says:

    Happy Birthday!

  4. mrben says:

    Wow - you’re exactly the same age as my wife - she was 29 yesterday (25th January) too!

  5. Matthew Revell says:

    MrBen - there’s something I need to tell you, darling…

  6. Adam Sweet says:

    Hey, Matt. Happy birthday old fella :)

  7. neuro says:

    Where do you use hipflasks? Weddings. A mate of mine got married at the tail end of last year, and a couple of mates at our table at the reception had their hipflasks loaded up with whisky. Because they’re alcoholics? No. Because the free booze only extended to wine at the tables? Yes. :)

  8. neuro says:

    Oh, and happy birthday ;)